It's strange that it seems like just a year or two ago I was blogging on a weekly basis at minimum... oh, wait. I was. What happened? Well, somewhere in the midst of getting married, raising a minion, and finishing off my degree, blogging got left behind.
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Helusionary is the blog and portfolio of Nicholas Garofalo, [the] web developer and internet consultant based in Batavia, New York. He writes poetry code from a tiny office on a gigantic PC.
Helusionary is all about technology immersion. Whether you need to better communicate with your
customers or figure out Twitter.
Helusionary is there for you.
Feel free to browse, comment, and contact Nick if necessary. Job offers, donations, and questions are welcome. Checks from Nigeria? Not so much.
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Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don\'t you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can\'t think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you\'re supposed to read? Do you think every thing you\'re supposed to think? Buy what you\'re told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you\'re alive. If you don\'t claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned.